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Lorenzo, Is Hard Working, Determined, Sensitive, But Dont Get It Twisted He Will Probably Be One Of The Funniest People You Will Meet In Life. Good With Girls, Big Dick, Italian, He Has A Family That Makes Good Food, He Also Has Been Through A lot So Dont Be Afraid To Talk Out Deep And Sensitive Things With Him, Loves Long Facetime Calls, Overall Lorenzo Is A Great Person
Lorenzo Is My Dad
Lorenzo by Maddison Kyler October 21, 2019
He should cuff Alexis
Lorenzo loves Alexis
Lorenzo by Youngdaggerdix February 2, 2019
likes to roll and/or chill in benzos. see multiple N.W.A. and Death Row records.
"you'd rather see me in the pen than me and Lorenzo, rollin' in a benzo"-ice cube
Lorenzo by kidd0 January 27, 2007
Me: Lorenzo you bottom uwu
Lorenzo: no
A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.
Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"

Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"

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Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"

Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"

Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"

Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"
lorenzo by BlacknightJB4 December 15, 2010
A self centered piece of shit who only cares about himself and is obsessed with feeling your boobs. Also a stupid band geek who is only nice to some brass players and trombones.
Lorenzo is making fun of the woodwinds again.
Lorenzo by Haroldsky March 27, 2020