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language centre 

the language centre is basically strathclyde`s answer to auschwitz. the old ladies gas all the nignogs, downies and creatures of the sort
that dirty spook just stared at me. drag him out of his coon shuttle and stick him in the language centre!!! muhahaha.
language centre by Ben Ifford October 30, 2007

Language LARPing 

People, usually weebs, who pretend to learn a language but don't actually learn anything, they just like to play pretend. People who Language LARP focus on things that they don't need to know, just because they think it's cool, then they get upset and cry when they have no clue what is going on, and stop learning the language altogether, only to say to people "I used to be fluent in (insert language), but I forgot!"

Something that people on reddit.com/r/LearnJapanese/ do all the time.
"Where can I find good anime for learning the Osaka dialect? 藁う(means LOL in Japanese v^-^v)"

"Try actually learning regular Japanese first, you Language LARPing weeb"
Language LARPing by nazicumfarts October 14, 2018

Language Professors Hate Him 

The spam/hoax ADs that pop up everywhere and claim that you can large 7 languages in 10 days
Bob: "Dude, Imma try that 'Language Professors Hate Him' Ad!!"

Tim: DON'T ITSASCAM!

*bob's computer crashes after clicking on it*

Bob: Da hell?

Language Arts 

A completely pointless required class in every grade of High School. You learn so much crap you don't need. I mean seriously, when you talk to your friends, do you think.."Oh Crap, I need a pronoun in front of this adverb to make the sentence complete!"? NO! Just another pointless hour out of a teenagers day, and another fat F on your report card.
Damn! I failed all four Language Arts classes, I gotta take all four my Senior year.

Language Arts is so damn boring!
Language Arts by DCF December 5, 2004

Language Slut 

1. Someone who knows a lot of languages and doesn't use them.
2. Someone who starts learning a lot of languages, but gets bored with them after a few weeks.
1. Bob knows over 12 languages, and I've never heard him speak any other language apart from English. What a language slut.

2. Faye is such a language slut. She starts all these languages, but gets bored with them after only a few days.
Language Slut by Solouda September 26, 2010

Language Perfect 

A website for learning languages. It now also supports doing other things, such as Art and English

It can also be used when someone uses fowl language.