lampshade dance 

A dance in which a person wears a lampshade on their head and dances around.

Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.

"Tim was so drunk at the office party last night, I bet he's embarrassed."

"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."

"well..."

"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"

lampshade dance by Ignatiousswan January 7, 2007

Lampshade Massacre 

The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.

Dat bitch Katrina done acted a foo so i slapped a shade on her face we had us a lampshade massacre.

Lampshade Massacre by Ben Mueller August 6, 2006

Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

Lampshade Lassie by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

Lampshade Brigade 

When you're doing the hanky panky with a girl and then you make cumzies all over her face. You then put a lampshade on her head and turn on a black light so her face illuminates with cum. Then you pull out you gun and shoot her in the cunt.

I lampshade brigade, you lampshade brigade, we all lampshade brigade. Dookie Donkage!

Lampshade Brigade by SpewtalBroccis August 9, 2019

lampshade store 

a front for a drug dealership

"let's go to the lampshade store and stock up"

lampshade store by Kathleeeeenenenenene July 26, 2006

Lampshade Lovin' 

The act of receiving oral sex while wearing a lampshade as a hat. Highly recommended for keeping the pleasurer anonymous.

At the party last night, Gina gave Frank some major lampshade lovin'.

Lampshade Lovin' by Lollipoplizard June 19, 2014

lampshade digestor 

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.
2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.

My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

lampshade digestor by TK`Devourer March 17, 2003