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cock juggling thundercunt 

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.
The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.

Juggling The Tube Steak 

When a person is jerking off three or more men at the same time
The pornstar made 20 dollars Juggling The Tube Steak at the Presidential Ball last night

beat juggling 

In the DJ world, beat juggling is the art of taking two of the same records either digital or analog, then placing them both on each turntable or virtual deck. The DJ can then manipulate the song creating a new pattern, loop, and extended track. Beat Juggling is an effective way to learn mixing and blending. It is also commonly used in competitions to display the art of turntablism.
The DJ was beat juggling at the party last night, it was fresh!
beat juggling by DJ Rock TEE July 25, 2019

cock-juggling-thunder-cunt 

The funniest damn thing I've ever heard in my life...too bad it had to come from something so mainstream.
You're a cock-juggling-thunder-cunt...bitch.

nut juggling 

It is when a girl or homosexual is having sex with 2 or more males, and they are juggling multiple sets of balls with either their mouth or hand
man#1:tha bitch couldnt handle the multi nut juggling last night, she kept dropping mine
man#2:mine were handled nicely, i was lucky and got the mouth
nut juggling by m&em April 18, 2009

Nut juggling thunder cunt 

A girl that is a bitch/hoe/slut/Boppa at your lunch table and or work place. Has a great body from the feet up with either blond or brown hair. Wears extensive earings and lives in a gated community.
Wow that girls hot! (Freind1) Naa man that girls at Nut juggling thunder cunt, she sits at my lunch table. (Friend2) Oh thats a shame. (Friend1)

"At lunch table" Dude did you see the new Tosh.o last night?(Friend1) Omg why would you watch that show!(Nut juggling thunder cunt)