I am in Joeientology, it is not a cult but a
religious practice.
Joeientology has a leader named Joe, everyone worships him and his flat earth beliefs
Participants are encouraged to sacrifice their keys to Joe in the name Joeientology.
Joeientology encourages naps and tunnel digging at school residences.
Joeientology funds will
contribute to Joe the whale's education for his Joenatomy degree and his masters in Joenatomy.
Joeientology discourages stealing from
chemistry labs as it is against the law.