Nerd Jewelry 

Several USB memory devices on a lanyard hanging around the neck and or Bluetooth device worn on the ear for show.

Check out that geek, he is showing off all of his Nerd Jewelry as he walks around his favorite computer store.

Nerd Jewelry by David J. Sanchez June 9, 2008

Hard Jewelry 

Jewelry that is so hard... that it might be harder than my throbbing when I see your mother. The pussy is attracted to you when the Hard Jewelry is equipped.

Jesus Christ bro how do you have so many bitches????
I wear hard jewelry 😎

Hard Jewelry by Spingorgniggas December 7, 2021

shut the fuck up jewelry 

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.

"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."

shut the fuck up jewelry by ladyhawke71 December 22, 2008

girlfriend jewelry 

The kind of Jewellery you might buy for ur gf after you’ve known her for a few months, for a birthday or holiday. Not too expensive but still nice, around $50-$100. It’s not a very meaningful gift.

Guy 1: Is this a nice necklace for my gf?
Guy 2: Nah mate she’ll know that’s girlfriend jewelry straight away!

girlfriend jewelry by Hepig February 19, 2019

Soft jewelry 

Soft Jewelry is something that people with no bitches wear.

hey look it's jumbo wearing his weird soft jewelry again

Soft jewelry by Professional HJ Enthusiast December 6, 2021

Renaissance Jewelry 

A jewelry company concept, created by me, William Norman Janes, Jr., that will specialize in a custom ring, bracelet, and necklace setting utilizing an LED light in the setting to light up the inside of a Spiritual Crystal being used as a stone.

My fiancé loved the engagement ring I bought her from Renaissance Jewelry. She couldn’t get over how the light in the setting made the Spiritual Crystal glow. Even in the daytime.

Renaissance Jewelry by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023

moon jewelry

Sexy Jeweled butt plugs

Honey, I bought you something, some new moon jewelry for you to wear for me!

moon jewelry by Evile1174 December 18, 2020