hung like a seahorse 

A phrase used as an insult from one to another.

The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.

The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".

Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"

Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"

Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"

hung like a seahorse by Freed-olay January 15, 2008

might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb 

Expression used in resentment as a reason for doing something deemed unethical when one knows one is going to be accused of doing that thing anyway, particularly when there is much to be gained by doing it.

They are going to accuse me of doing nothing and/or of working and drawing the dole at the same time, so I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.

might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb by Fearman December 28, 2007

Hung like a slut

A big, droopin and drippin, sloppy used up vagina

Hey how was Alisha?

Shit, bro. She was hung like a slut!

Hung like a slut by Beef Missile November 4, 2013

Hung the Moon in the Sky 

Used to indicate something or someone is amazing in some way, or to convey admiration for a person. Can be used sarcastically.

Synonymous with "Best thing since sliced bread."

Man, as far as she's concerned he might as well have hung the moon in the sky.

Ask any primus fan: Les Claypool hung the moon in the sky.

Hung the Moon in the Sky by San Hitalsuru August 2, 2009

SAMMO HUNG 

A FAT ACTOR WHO CAN FIGHT

he is a sammo hung.

SAMMO HUNG by KEMPASA March 12, 2010

Sean hung 

A literal god. Walks on water.

Did you see that guy walking on water?

Oh you mean Sean Hung?

Sean hung by lafalittle October 18, 2021

stump hung 

Nailing the dick of a sexual predator to a tree stump with a wide head 10 penny nail, miles from passers-by. Leaving said sexual predator nailed to the stump with only a small lightweight knife to "free" himself with by cutting off his dick or die from exposure.

Imagine a greasy country boy with no dick! He was stump hung.

stump hung by TacoSauceKidd February 21, 2011