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Homolympics 

The Homolympic Games are a major international event featuring summer and winter sports, in which thousands of homosexual athletes participate in a variety of ass-humpingly awesome competitions.

The headquarters of the International Homolympics Committee (IHC) is located in the gay district of San Francisco and is currently headed by the Danfag Chairman.

Notable events may include:

Bobbing inside the Sled
Skeleton with Boners
Queer Ice Dancing
Shooting with the Javelin
Passing my Baton Relay Race
Penisaurus Rex Riding
Three-way Triathalon
Cockmunging for Cockmungers
AVBP-Ball
The danfag won a rainbow medal at the Homolympics
Homolympics by b0ringtimes February 24, 2010
If a girl is hoely, it means she's acting like some holy virgin but actually is a hoe
A: Did you see that girl last on the party?
B: The hoe throwing herself on guys?
A: Yes, and now in school she's acting all nice and clean
B: What a hoely girl
Hoely by Kekkidy March 31, 2015

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.
If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

Wal-Mart Homeless Guy 

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.
I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

Homeless Hammock 

A Homeless Hammock is when a said Homeless person stacks all their belongings into a shopping cart and then lays on top of the items in the car, seemingly but in the air freely like a hammock.
Voit: Hey Ron, look at that homeless over there laying on a homeless hammock.

Ron: Yeah, it's wild when carts are used like that.
Homeless Hammock by Ren&Chase August 8, 2020

hella homeless 

When someone is so poor not only do they not have a house but they also owe somebody a house.
That guys been living is those boxes for so long he must be hella homeless. I wonder if he owes the bank a house?
hella homeless by HYPHYGREEK February 21, 2010