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Hit-and-run 

1. Something that any deadbeat dad did: having sex with you, and then abandon you when you're getting pregnant out of wedlock while he's dancing with another womxns and living happily ever after
2. Doing something controversial or unpopular (trolling, derailing, flame war, cheating on the game, spamming, etc.) on the online community (game servers, social media, forums, chat rooms, etc.), and then doing everything to evade any repercussions (even though most likely will fail because everyone can take a screenshot of the original post/chat/note before someone's trying to act like nothing happened---and digital footprint kills)
1. If you're doing hit-and-run to your girlfriend, you're scumbag. Out of wedlock pregnancy is extremely nuanced and complicated shit that you cannot easily say "end it" or "keep it".
2.
(Going retard on social media)
(Getting ratio'd, bashed, cancelled)
(Take down the original account, and then make another one)
Hit-and-run by Sir. B June 27, 2021
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hit and run position 

Parking your vehicle in a position that allows you to quickly leave the location if need be.
Me and Pedro rolled up to a ghetto ass bar so we parked in the hit and run position in case we needed to get the fuck out of there quick.
hit and run position by cwood April 5, 2006

Hit and run journalism 

When the story you're working on doesn't fit your prefered historiography.
When you're doing hit and run journalism you're not only publishing a story without apologizing for said story being anachronistic but you forgot to attach your bibliography.

Hit-and-Run Question 

Another technique used by office placebos, when in for a long presentation, the placebo early on, say in the first 5 minutes drop the initial hit-and-run question, which leads everyone (boss/presenter) to believe he's engaged ... this quick hit allows him to run, slip out, disengage for at least the next 30-45 minutes
Jackson : Boy Adam, I hope my hit-and-run question worked, I really need to slip out of the presentation ... I've got lunch plans with Sophi.
Murphy : Don't worry Jackson, I'm pretty sure it did... didn't you see how Miller took notice, he loves when someone from his team speaks up.

Hit and run poster 

Someone who post's something online, and never comes back to check reactions
He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!

Hit and run thought 

A thought that you instantly forget when barely distracted by something but it hits you like hell that you cant remember it afterwards
Person thinks: *submit assignment*
Person: oh cool cat video
Person: *forgets*
Person: Wtf did I want to do, again? Shit, hit and run thought

Hit-and-run journalism

Reporting on a seemingly important story, then when the story turns out to be a dud, not issue any apology and simply move on.
The Jussie Smollett case was perfect hit-and-run journalism