haram police
a bunch of b.s. filled muslims whom choose to criticize, judge and put down other muslims on the internet or in real life.
haram police by littleredroze June 6, 2018
Haram Police
Muslims who will judge you and criticize every single thing you do even if it’s unnecessary. These muslims typically tend to call themselves “super religious” or “follower of the right path of Islam” these types of Muslims think they’re obligated to judge you and change your habits like they’re Allah themselves. They use the phrase “I’m not judging you, I’m guiding you.” To get away with harsh criticism. When proven wrong they either say “Astagfirallah” or “may Allah guide you”
Haram Police Officer #1: “Sister why is your ankles showing? ASTAGHFIRALLAH!”
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?
Muslim woman: ...?
Haram Police Officer #2: “Brother is that a bit of gold I see on your watch? I’m ashamed of you. May Allah guide you to the right path...”
Muslim man: ...?
Haram Police by BigDaddyDagger November 30, 2020
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haram moind
haram moind by koshur shoor July 23, 2003
haram khor
Also known as "HaramKhor" or HK.
Origin: Hindi, Urdu.
Haram Khor means a person who earns his kicks by doing what he is not supposed to be doing.
For example, if an employee does nothing at office, he is a "Haram Khor".
Origin: Hindi, Urdu.
Haram Khor means a person who earns his kicks by doing what he is not supposed to be doing.
For example, if an employee does nothing at office, he is a "Haram Khor".
Jimmi:"Whats Nomi doing so intently?, Has he got a new assignment ?"
Burri: "Nopes, He is just watching streaming movies."
Jimmi: "Arghhhh!!! He is a total Haram Khor."
Burri: "Nopes, He is just watching streaming movies."
Jimmi: "Arghhhh!!! He is a total Haram Khor."
haram khor by burhaan May 29, 2008
haram daram
A altercation involving two lollipop ladies which arises over a dispute over territory. A haram daram has a tendency to happen during the half term/holiday period when a lollipop lady abandons her turf for the said period and another lollipop lady muscles in, leading to a lollipop stick duel and usually resulting in loss of life and/or limb.
Sheila took Nancys patch over the Summer holidays, she had no choice but to call a haram daram on her ass.
haram daram by asurnameperson October 28, 2010
Haram ball
Pioneered by clubs like Tottenham, getafe and Real Madrid its a playstyle against big clubs where you have 10 men back and have one quick striker
Haram ball by Isco9911 April 10, 2021
Haram Steven
Another form of steven with high level of haram meters. Sing sex bomb by Tom Jones in 6 different languages, always a hard worker and love laugh and drink.
A true mulkurul in heart and a talented person.
A true mulkurul in heart and a talented person.
Haram Steven by Itsmejanedoe October 24, 2020