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Cheese grater 

When you shit in the shower and grate the shit down the drain with your foot.
I had to shit so bad I let a log fall shower , so I used the cheese grater to get I down the drain.

Cheese grater 

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles
Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

furry cheese grater image 

THE MOST FUCKED UP THING THAT EVEN SATAN IS AFRAID OF WHAT ONE OF GODS CREATURES HAS MADE.
What's the furry cheese grater image
JESUS NO DONT SEARCH IT UP HOLY FUCK

Cheese Grater 

Depending of hetero or homo sexual, having the sex partner suck your dick while gently sliding his or her teeth up and down your cock.
After the prom you and your girlfriend are trying to do work. To get hard your girl not only sucks your dick but slides her teeth up and down your dick putting pressure on the dick making it hard as rock. If your girlfriend does this, she is giving you the Cheese Grater.
Cheese Grater by Bill McHugh February 8, 2008

Cheese Grater 

Someone whose voice is so irritating and grating and dissonant that hearing is like rubbing a cheese grater up and down your face.
She's such a cheese grater.

Cheese Grater: twelve o'clock.

I hear her voice and think 'Shh shh. Your voice. My ears. Bad combination!' (Thanks Sleep Talkin' Man) Her new nickname is Cheese Grater.
Cheese Grater by Lolchica February 22, 2010

Cheese Grater 

The act of dragging your sack across a person's face. This is done after shaving the male genitalia, then letting some stubble grow in and not washing for a few days to let some cheese (definitions 9 and 22) build up.
That was SOOOO money! I totally gave her the cheese grater!
Cheese Grater by Original DC! April 17, 2010