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glowing eyes

A still popular meme, has been seen a lot on iFunny posts as they are a mark of anger, extreme surprise or supreme excitement, glowing eyes are usually found on pictures of randomly selected people that follow along with funny like face expressions, to increase their comedic effect, glowing eyes were put into use, they are poorly made or high lighted lens flare that are just moved towards the eyes, and that's glowing eyes for you.
Glowing eyes: A unique picture of an African American man with a serious face but glowing red eyes with a bad grammared caption of "when u walking wit ya girl and you see ya sidehoe from across the street but u remember that ur girl wants a threesome"
glowing eyes by STARLENATOR March 15, 2017
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snow globing 

To drive or ride in a vehicle while snorting cocaine. Where clam baking is smoking marijuana in an inclosed space, snow globing is doing coke in an inclosed space.
Dude, Tom and I got some Columbian nose candy and went snow globing in his car!
snow globing by Ian K. February 23, 2009

Gloringus Dingus 

When a girl is sucking/f*cking you through a gloryhole, and then proceeds to cock & ball torture your cock & balls while they are still inserted through the gloryhole
Jack: Did you seriously get a gloringus dingus past night?
Me: Yeah. The adult theater was poppin and she was kind of a sadist, so I let her. My balls are swollen to the size of a jar, tho.
Gloringus Dingus by Daddy Awesome January 5, 2021

1000 Degree Glowing Knife 

A trend on the internet in which clickbait youtubers heat a knife to about 200 degrees and attempt to cut stuff, but try to make the video past 10 minutes long in order to get ad revenue.
Person 1: Did you see that 1000 degree glowing knife go through that piece of plastic?
Person 2: O MY WAT IS HAPINIGN THS IS SO AMAZIING
To cut the female grundle open to insert the male genitalia inside the now vaggasshole, during coitus.
"I heard matt made her sit on a wood router!"
"Oh dag nabbit!"
"Yeah! He wanted a vagasshole to go groving in!"
groving by coitalcontact October 14, 2013
A displaying that a person gets after having sex.

Usually the persons smiles alot, and is really happy.
Ater her one night stand with Greg, Tasha was glowing.
Glowing by Jermaine Young. August 14, 2008

Bloing Gloing 

1. Another word for the well-observed phenomenon in which women's breasts bounce during movement.
2. A character from The Demented Cartoon Movie infamous for his silly and unintelligible speech.
1. Check out the bloing gloing on that chick, yo! She's got some real bouncin' there.
2. Eingity goingity goingity going going going going.
Bloing Gloing by ShAdOwZ May 31, 2010