Geico'n 

Geico'n - verb - To stare at someone intensly, whilst being unbeknown to the person recieving the stare down. Once the person being stared at realizes the situation, they should respond with "Are you Geico'n me?".

I.e. The crazy eyes sitting on the wad of money in the Geico commercial, which stare intensly at the persons saving money.

John is busy sorting papers at work, when he feels the intense sensation of someone staring at him. When he turns and finds Suzy staring him down, he replies "Are you Geico'n me?".

Geico'n by DougieFresh3000 March 13, 2009

Geico Hoe 

A slut or easy hoe.
She so easy a caveman can do it. lol

"Damn, dat girl right there is a geico hoe."
"She on gieco status"

Geico Hoe by YaBoyJay December 17, 2008

GEICO 100% 

A GUARANTEE OF 100% CONFORMANCE IN THE FACE OF INFORMATION THAT CLEARY AND OBVIOUSLY SHOWS THAT CONFORMANCE TO BE LESS THAN 100%

When she came home to find several plants dead, I assured her that I had come by to water them a Geico 100% of the days she was away.

After I tested positive, my folks asked if my assurances of abstinence might actually represent a Geico 100%.

I got my Geico 100% when they told me "of course we had your written authorization before we tore your car apart because we obtain that written authorization prior to doing any work 100% of the time."

GEICO 100% by Senor Jaime December 19, 2009

geico justice 

vigilante justice...

when a person committing a crime is killed... preferably by the victim or devine intervention but applicable to death by police action... justice without the middleman

could also apply to less fatal circumstances in which someone gets what they deserve...

the store clerk delivered GEICO justice to armed robber

the car jackers received GEICO justice when the vehicle crashed

geico justice by hazbeenez December 1, 2009

GEICO lizard

The fucking lizard that used the Infinity Gauntlet to eliminate the competition.

The GEICO lizard destroyed Wells Fargo.

GEICO lizard by I mean What a nigger May 7, 2019

Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up

I’ll geico your ass.

Geico your ass. by Theworstomen July 17, 2019

GEICO fire extinguisher 

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

GEICO fire extinguisher by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025