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fuddle yourself up 

"fuddle yourself up" is a figure of speech for young or middle-aged people's disclosure of their secret attempts to entice a professor by engaging in sexual acts.

The term comes from the well know phrase "fuddle" which refers to cuddling while making love.

Fuddling yourself up is quite popular among college applicants nowadays.
Haley, why don't you go "fuddle yourself up" to that college professor. You might have a way into college then.

If you "fuddle yourself up", professors are more likely to write you a letter of recommendation.
fuddle yourself up by ernest fuser November 23, 2010

fuddle monkey 

fuddle monkey a term used to describe someone as either:
completely random
totally wasted/stoned
someone who can't keep up with the conversation
also basically a way to insult someone ... BADLY
Tom: Jack your such a fuddle monkey
Jack: (either) wow man i thought unicorns were bad let alone pink ones
or i like cheese do you like cheese
or what did you say ???
or GRRR! no your a fuddle monkey
fuddle monkey by Thomas Jeavons February 28, 2008

Fuddle Buddy 

A combination of a cuddle buddy and a fuck buddy -> a fuddle buddy

Someone that you occasionally have sex and cuddle with, no strings attached.
I am going over to Joe's house for the night, he is my fuddle buddy
Fuddle Buddy by Carling Johnson January 27, 2012

Fuddle-fuddle 

'The act of putting your arm through the arm of another and waggling your fingers.'

This originated in Chester, England a few years ago and has become popular again more recently.
"Mate, it's time to fuddle-fuddle"

"Dude you totally just got fuddled!!"

"50 points if you get a picture of you fuddling that guy over there!"
Fuddle-fuddle by mysteron2800 February 24, 2009

Fuddle Buddy 

The half way point between Friends With Benefits( Fuck buddies) and cuddle buddies.

There is no talking about the future, you guys are just enjoying the here and now. You aren't really dating though, sure you guys are exclusive and still do relationship things like watch TV, hold hands, massages, and have mind-blowing sex but with no title or thinking of a future because you aren't sure what the relationship will become.
Friend: You want to hang out tonight?

You: Nah, dawg I'm hanging with my fuddle buddy tonight. Still not sure what we are.

Fuddle Duddlin' 

meaning "fucking".; deriving from the two words "Fuddle Duddle" meany "fuck you" or "fuck off"
Bob: "Hey Joe, whats goin on?"
Joe: "Fuddle Duddlin' around"
Bob: "Sounds fun"
Joe: "Oh, fuddle duddle"
Bob: "What?"
Joe: "Fuddle Duddle"
Bob: "Aight"
Joe: "What a fuddle duddlin' idiot"
Fuddle Duddlin' by __DarkCloudz October 24, 2004