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San Fransisco Half-Pipe 

When two dudes ride the same longboard and have sex at the same time. The humping motion keeps the board in motion.
I saw two hippies riding one longboard today! It was a total San Fransisco half-pipe.

San Fransisco handshake 

Slang term for a blowjob. San Fransisco has a reputation for being one large gayborhood, hence the term.
"I heard they were both fired when she was caught giving him a San Fransisco handshake in the stairwell."

San fransisco slot machine

when a man cuts his perineum longways to resemble a vagina for the purpose of sexual intercourse, mainly with a MAN!
"then he punched me to the floor, took my trousers off, splayed my legs forcefully and took out a knife and gave me a san fransisco slot machine ill never forget"

San Fransisco Lumber Jack 

A code phrase referencing someone who, to put it ever so bluntly, is a royal flaming homosexual.
This gathering of multifarious verbiage comes from two sources.
San Fransisco aka Gay Mecca
And
Lumber Jack or one who chops down wood.
If your still confused about the definition read it again.
Hank: Dude, Stacey's boyfriend is pretty much a San Fransisco Lumber Jack.

San Fransisco Point and Sniff

When two uncircumcised men put their finger inside the others' foreskin and then smell them upon withdrawal.
When I walked in the room and smelled aged Gouda I knew Bryan and his buddy had been doing the San Fransisco point and sniff.

Shaz Fransisco 

The ugliest and worst city to ever exist
Shaz Fransisco by WildWillez December 14, 2020