What REAL fans call the writer. (Frances) Scott Fitzgerald would certainly have not gone around calling himself F. Scott. He was a writer who had it all: class, charm, genius and alcohol dependence. He loved the bottle, but by god, that's no crime. Scott Fitzgerald helped Hemingway get published with Charles Scribner and Sons, a fact people often overlook. In return, Hemingway treated him like a douche. Scott Fitzgerald is the original rock star writer, making as much as 3,000 dollars for a short story to the Saturday Evening Post (This is in the twenties mind you, so imagine the equivalence in today's economy). He wrote hard, drank harder, and died tragically at forty four in Hollywood.

Tom: "Have you read The Great Gatsby? Scott Fitzgerald sure can write."

Jay: "Yes, I have old sport, but it's no This Side of Paradise
That book was the tits.

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Guy: "Hemingway is god!"

Girl: "Yes, but he's no Scott Fitzgerald."

Scott Fitzgerald by CharlesDarby December 18, 2011

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Drew Fitzgerald

Released the LEGENDARY single entitled "Fidget Spinners" Which has almost 3,000,000,000 views on Youtube. Aswell, has released his debut album "Iconic" which is 10x DIAMOND and outsold all your faves (except Beyonce). He has 276 Grammys, and has won 6 Nobel peace prizes. Drew Fitzgerald is a Legend that outsold all your flop faves. If you dont know him, search him up on youtube and download his album on ITunes, Spotify and/or Apple Music!

OH MY GOD TURN IT UP! ITS DREW FITZGERALD'S HIT SONG FIDGET SPINNERS!!

Drew Fitzgerald by drewsbiggestfan1 February 19, 2018

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Penny Fitzgerald

The character from a CN Real show called The Amazing World of Gumball that emerged from her shell. Many people were offended when she came out of her shell.

Penny Fitzgerald looked so much better as a peanut in her shell.

Penny Fitzgerald by Nadiacloud June 21, 2020

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