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Rural Field Goal 

The act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which passes harmlessly under your car.
I was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. I didn't want it's stink or road smush on my tires, so I did a rural field goal.
Rural Field Goal by Kalisiin September 22, 2012

Florida Field Goal 

Having someone chug a beer, the half way through, they are kicked in the nuts with a steel toed boot, then they must finish the beer chug.
Dude did you hear what Walstrom did last night? He did 10 freaking Florida Field Goals....IN A ROW!
Florida Field Goal by T Dubb June 18, 2007

Hershey Kiss Field Goal

A Hershey Kiss Field Goal is where you are fucking a girl in the ass and pull out a little hershey kiss shaped piece of poop on the end of your shaft. Then turn her around on her back and flick the the poop off your shaft and into her mouth.

ITS GOOD!!!

Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.
I pulled off the Hershey Kiss Field Goal on Kelly last night on my first try.
Hershey Kiss Field Goal by Sibils October 13, 2006

blocked the field goal 

When a girl that has a huge gap in her front two teeth (field goal) goes down on you and when you cum, you shoot your load right between her teeth.
When she was giving me head, i blocked the field goal.

Alaskan Field Goal 

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.
Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3
Alaskan Field Goal by Lyshan November 4, 2009

Settle for a field goal

To take a quick shit before you do something
“Start without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal