Fantasy Apostrophe 

The needless insertion of a silent apostrophe into a place, race or character name in a work of fantasy fiction. The fantasy apostrophe is intended to give mystique and gravitas to an otherwise stupid sounding made-up name. However, it is not always successful in this regard.

See also: Heavy Metal Umlaut

Tom - What you reading, Geoff?
Geoff - I've just started the G'dorf Trilogy
Tom - Any good?
Geoff - Well, there's this dude called Kar'El, a J'olara trader from the Ava'pia region. He's got to get an amazing S'word which will kill all his enemies, the Z'Goff.
Tom - Fantasy Apostrophe overload?
Geoff - Lucky I didn't mention the B'Z'or'ef

Fantasy Apostrophe by tomh2 December 1, 2010

fantasy football 

Dungeons and Dragons for meatheads.

Flash and Mongo settled for playing fantasy football after their lucrative career in the HSFL (See High School Football League).

fantasy football by BaldBull December 15, 2008

fantasy cast

A list of players, usually movie stars, for the roles in a book, comic, or other favorite story. Choosing the actors is called fantasy casting. People participate in fantasy casting as an exercise in "what-if" movie making. Also called a dream cast.

Here's a popular fantasy cast for 'To Kill A Mockingbird': Mel Gibson for Atticus Finch, Abigail Breslin for Scout Finch, Johnny Depp for Boo Radley, and Don Cheadle for Tom Robinson.

fantasy cast by glreidaz September 26, 2008

fantasy cheating 

when you dont make the playoffs in one sport, so you trade all your players in return for good players in another sport

wow muthfucka, thats fantasy cheating

fantasy cheating by SFGIANTS December 14, 2010

fantasy football fan 

a person who does not root for his favorite team, but rather for the players on his fantasy football team

Person 1: yes! holy shit! miles austin caught another touchdown pass!
Person 2: dude... your a giants fan
Person 3: nahhh hes just a fantasy football fan

fantasy football fan by esquiggly mcgiggles January 17, 2010

Fantasy Hoarder

Someone who consecutively selects multiple players at one key position in fantasy league drafts, most often in the earlier rounds when the best players are still available. This leaves the remaining choices at that position extremely sparse for the other people participating in said draft.

In most cases the Fantasy Hoarder syndrome is a mental condition much like regular Hoarding is and can rarely be helped. Also, the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder are extremely self-destructive and as such, trying to recreate/carry-out such actions is not advisable. The Fantasy Hoarder usually has one very strong position on their depth chart and their other positions are fairly weak.

The Fantasy Hoarder will then realize the error of his/her ways as a normal drafter selects one good player from each position while they’re available, resulting in a fairly equally rounded out roster.

The Fantasy Hoarder will then pester someone with a more balanced roster to trade for positions that the hoarder missed out on. The only way to counter the actions of a Fantasy Hoarder is that of Trade Bait.

Guy 3: I still don't think my receivers are good enough.
Guy 4: Dude, you got Larry Fitzgerald and Andre Johnson. You should focus on your running game. The only decent back you have is Jamaal Charles.
Guy 3: Whatever, I'm going to take Miles Austin.
Guy 4: Classic Fantasy Hoarder behavior. Dude you're going to go 3-11 at best. You need help.
Guy 3: Says you.

Fantasy Hoarder by Baron6489 March 28, 2011

fantasy legend 

Sports player who produces fantasy points at a high clip consistently.

"Yo, KG(Kevin Garnett) is a fantasy legend, he dropped 75 on my team last night!!!"

fantasy legend by William Chan January 8, 2004