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Eternal bumflower 

A group of seven male friends begin a circle jerk on a rooftop in Southeast Asia. They simultaneously climax, then throw their legs back like synchronized swimmers forming a perfect star and tan their buttholes for 10 minutes.
Hey buds, don't miss the eternal bumflower this Sunday!

Eternal Ferret 

The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.

The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!
Eternal Ferret by Kenthar February 10, 2004

Eternal dirt nap 

Death. Tango uniform. Extinction. Cessation of life. Passed on or passed over to the other side.
My grandpa, God rest his soul, is taking the eternal dirt nap.
Eternal dirt nap by ExitRamp August 12, 2006

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 

An insanely good movie starring Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet. This movie is one of those "thinkers" that is confusing as anything until the last 10 minutes when you realize its one of the best movies ever made. It has so many facets to its brilliance that one wonders if the writers and actors are geniuses. A truley amazing movie that should be seen by EVERYONE!
Your the kind of person that would actually understand and appreciate "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" for its insane amazing-ness.

COOM Eternal 

A lifestyle that consists of nothing other than nonstop COOMING and DOOMING, the schedule of said lifestyle is broken down into 12 hours of COOMING and 12 hours of DOOMING per day; the average day goes as follows, 1 hour of playing a Doom game of any kind (Doom 3 doesn't count) followed by 1 hour of jacking off (usually to doom guy rule 34) this cycle continues until the next day and/or the next 10 years.
My man Henry been doing COOM Eternal for 6 years now, I don't know if I should be proud or concerned.

Eternal Dreamer 

Someone who dreams all the time and has a vast imagination, a description of someone who can do the impossible , someone who is asleep forever
She is the definition of an eternal Dreamer anything she thinks are dreams is destined to come true.
Eternal Dreamer by Lumara March 28, 2015