-Bro, do you know where I can find GTA V to download? Any forum, tracker, repack, etc...?
-What? Do you mean pirating? That's evil and against the law! You wouldn't download a car, would you? Just kidding, check Fitgirl Repacks.
-Thanks, bro.
-You're welcome, me scurvie.
Download syndrome is where you download things that you really don't want or need. You just love the thrill of downloading things, so you download stuff you couldn't give a shit about.
A: "Yo man, did you get that new fall out boy album"
B: "Yeah. Last night, I had a serious case of download syndrome. I picked up that album, and the new Britney Spears album. It's Britney Bitch!
This fear usually originates from users that have shared computers. A typical example is where the mother 'accidently' throws a brick through the monitor of the screen and blames it on a mysterious virus. A user will develop a fear of a potential virus and spend hundreds of dollars in protecting there computers from this. Ironically virus protection is downloaded so people that have this fear will develop downloadaphobia to an extremity and download nothing.
Most people suffer downloadaphobia to a certain degree.
People that may suffer from downloadaphobia tend to be half french and called Charlotte.
Typical user: y0 charlotte ma main home dawg go on download.com and type in photoshop portable for free photoshop - everyone uses it and it's virus free
you - i know your a genius and all and im'a let you finish but download.com is the biggestdistributor of viruses of all time!
Typical user: okay.. how a bout GIMP? it's like photoshop but it's legit and free.
you - you seriously think im downloading something called gimp...lol?
Typical user: OKAY HOW ABOUT MS FUCKING PAINT
Charlotte Dimond - sorry im on a mac
Typical user: I think you have downloadaphobia ^__^