dorian
has nice balls
aww man if only i could me dorian’s balls in 4k bouncing while slathered in coconut oil bouncing with maximum efficiency.
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Dorian
Dorian has a massive cock and when you see him you will definitely shit your pants all over, the stench coming from your massive shit will scare Dorian off easily. He's very sexy and hunky and he loves going to the Vanilla Unicorn in GTA 5 because he can't get enough of women. He gets so many bitches and hoes he doesn't know what to do with them, he constantly has intercourse with several women at a time. His massive cock drapes down into his pant leg and touches his foot and he always has to hide it to the other girls in 4th grade. He is obsessed with bitty anime girls.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Wow Dorian's massive penis is right there! *faints and hits a rock but dorian saves her and saves her life* Wow omg thank you for saving my life!
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe
the end
Dorian : No problem babe, marry me.
Vanessa ( Dorians Crush ) : Ok! * proceeds to have intercourse *
**10 years later**
Vanessa ( Dorians now girlfriend ) : I love you
Dorian : I love you too babe
the end
Dorian by DaRealDorian42 May 16, 2020
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Dorian
meaning that something or somebody is wrong.
Background: On the popular hit tv show, Scrubs, Dr. Perry Cox always expresses that John Dorian (J.D.) is always wrong. Cox got tired of saying wrong to J.D, so he decided to use J.D.'s last name, Dorian, to say that someone is wrong.
Background: On the popular hit tv show, Scrubs, Dr. Perry Cox always expresses that John Dorian (J.D.) is always wrong. Cox got tired of saying wrong to J.D, so he decided to use J.D.'s last name, Dorian, to say that someone is wrong.
Dorian by daniel2744 December 12, 2008
Dorian
A Kid that plays xbox and enjoys making up shit
A dorian is really cool but can turn on you as fast as lighting
A dorian always talks about porn , sex , fat kids and homo's
A dorian is really cool but can turn on you as fast as lighting
A dorian always talks about porn , sex , fat kids and homo's
Dorian by EthanStagg1337 December 17, 2010
Dorian
Man 1 : You like pie , Right ?
Pie hater : NO , Man that is so Dorian , your Always DORIAN , I hate you man , you were supposed to understand me
Pie hater : NO , Man that is so Dorian , your Always DORIAN , I hate you man , you were supposed to understand me
Dorian
Biggest scrub in the country, lazy as fuck, looks like a monkey and a sloth had a kid. The perfect definition of a fuck boi