My Dick Off

A superlative that is meant to express the highest form of something, to be so excessively "verb" that your penis is actually, or has the potential of, metaphorically falling off. Not meant to actually mean that your penis is detached from one's body. Can be used by both male and female parties.
Thought to be another form of "my ass off" as in "laughing my ass off."

Example 1:
John: "Ey, I haven't slept for three days, I'm sleepy"
Robert: "I haven't slept for five days, I'm really sleepy!"
Patrick: "I haven't slept for a month, I'm sleepy my dick off!"

Example 2:
Michael: "Dude, could you pick me up a free water?"
David: "Why don't you pick one up yourself at the concession stand?"
Michael: "Because I'm thirsty my dick off, but I'm also 'not wanting to pay 5 dollars for a water' my dick off"

Example 3:
Paul: "Damn, check out that girl over there, she's so fine"
Richard: "Hell yeah, she's sexy my dick off"

My Dick Off by TheSnowman1 October 15, 2010

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Rip yer dick off

A "fuck you!" sort of exclamation.
Usually uttered at someone regardless of their gender, in extreme frustration or anger.
Typically accompanied by a double flip of the bird.

Dorian: So yeah, I think we should break up. I met this SUPER hot girl at Sebastion's party last night. We totally made out.

Helen: WHAT? You bastard! Rip yer dick off!!
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July: They signed me up to take weights this year and I'm really not athletic. Is there any way I can transfer out of it?

Mrs. Svenksbottom: No. All the other classes are filled up.

July: Noooo! Rip yer dick off!!!!!

Rip yer dick off by Patricia Brare January 21, 2009