Crowning King 

The act of fornication during child birth in attempt of achieving sexual euphoria for the expecting mother; vaginal penetration midst mammalian conception - i.e., a natural anesthetic used as an alternative in labor pain relief

Rather than the epidural, Matthew willingly preformed the almighty Crowning King, maneuvering his penis between the unborn baby's cranium and inside of Jacqueline's vagina, stimulating her clitoris. He's the man!

Crowning King by dashibbymeister November 12, 2009

Crowning sir duke 

When you really have to poop and it's getting to a point beyond your control. On the verge of shitting your pants.

Teacher: Yes, Daniel?
Daniel: Please Mrs. Richards I have to go to the bathroom! I'm crowning sir duke over here!

Crowning sir duke by PackaPackaBowl June 29, 2011

Crowning Orr 

Huge pussy.

Come on, have another beer. Don't be such a crowning orr.

Crowning Orr by Tickle me Frank Stallone March 30, 2010

Crowning the Plaza 

the action of taking middle age children, grabbing them by the head (or crown), putting them in burlap bags, crown first, and dragging them across the plaza, while simultaneously beating them with croissants.

hey, lets go crown the plaza!" "I've really got to go crown the plaza" "after a long day, i always look forward to crowning the plaza

Crowning the Plaza by manwhoknowsallinvariation November 30, 2010

Crowning Achievement 

When you take a big dump and your man poon retracts causing your turd to be totally reassumed by the butt. Typically happens on accident but causes feelings of great achievement that forces you to to tell everyone you know about it.

"bro, I went to blast a dookie and ended up with a crowning achievement."

Crowning Achievement by freevageeter May 5, 2017

Crowning the Jester 

When one man shits on another man's head while the guy getting shit on is jerking off.

Joe's favorite form of sex is "Crowning the Jester".

Crowning the Jester by Big bauld broken back. July 30, 2009

crowning moment 

When you take a notable shit.

Wow, that was a crowning moment!

crowning moment by Lizardo Moonboner October 10, 2017