Cookin' Raw 

Adj. Impossible, not reasonable.

Frank- "I can bench press 10000 Lbs."
Seamus- "Thats Cookin' Raw. I think you're lying."

Cookin' Raw by SeamusAndJimmy August 12, 2011

cookin dat chow 

making dinner

I'm hungry, why don't get to cookin dat chow

cookin dat chow by cookin dat chow December 21, 2020

Cookin by the book

Used to describe when something is or is not done in the correct manner.

Guy 1: I wanted to buy "Girls Gone Wild - Midget Edition" from Amazon but they want $89.99 for it

Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.

Cookin by the book by TheShinySuitMan December 20, 2008

cookin with the gauchos 

Hot tubbing with the boys

Hydrohotties and freebikers LOVE cookin with the gauchos

cookin with the gauchos by TH Dawg August 18, 2009

cookin loaves 

when a girl has a yeast infection

hey girl, you cookin loaves down there?

cookin loaves by bengi woof woof February 12, 2009

Cookin dinner 

When you get off your ass to make a nighttime meal for your family and/or friends.

Damn Bitch, I'm cookin dinner, whatchoo want?

Cookin dinner by Bethy Awesome Sauce December 19, 2008

cookin' onions in the oven 

The act of stuffing a girls vagina full of onions, and then proceeding to eat her out until all the onions are gone.

Luke: Hey man, have you seen the onions around?

Tyler: Ya, sorry! I was cookin' onions in the oven with my gf last night!

cookin' onions in the oven by Not Mike M November 15, 2013