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constipated sugar 

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?

constipated fuck 

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂
That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her

constipated duckface 

when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump
Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite

Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho

Sonia: Constipated duckface!

constipated by air 

The weed is surrounding you.
“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”
constipated by air by White vans January 24, 2020

Constipated laughter 

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.
Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

Constipated With Fear 

When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.
If you weren’t so Constipated With Fear you would see you’re standing in your own way.