Cock blocked 

An action that prevents someone from having sex

Daniel cock blocked his dad by not going with his friends and staying home

Cock blocked by Save my nibba harambe April 7, 2019

black cock blocked

Where a white guy has no chance with a white girl because she knows black men are bigger and better

Washington - "hey look man that fool just got black cock blocked by that fine ass white gyrl"

black cock blocked by hephaestus June 25, 2010

cluck blocked

To be cock blocked by a chick.

eg. At the BBQ Aryeh was trying to hit on Ilana but was cluck blocked by Rebecca who quite fancied the pants off him.

Usage: "Man, that girl totally cluck blocked you!"

cluck blocked by LemonLion October 31, 2013

Cock-blocked by geometry 

AKA the pornhub video buffering. Or the white circle of doom.

Guy 1: dude i got cock-blocked by geometry last night
Guy 2: haha the video buffered huh?
Guy 1: yeah. I need better internet.

Cock-blocked by geometry by Tacocat777 March 6, 2017

Cock blocked 

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.

"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!

Cock blocked by Findamonium March 16, 2017

cock blocked 

Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.

A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.

cock blocked by Big Boss March 19, 2005

cock blocked 

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.

I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.

cock blocked by Joe Bru October 18, 2006