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Christine 

Christine is a smart, beautiful, kind, trustworthy, and an athletic girl that is very energetic. She is shy around adults and strangers, but can be the craziest person when you get to know her. Christine will have many boys crushing on her in her whole life. She is supposedly popular with many friends. If you are friends with Christine, you can’t find any other person better than her.
If Christine was my friend I can share anything with her.

chrising 

chrising is when you tell pointless lies that are un-needed

and there only purpose is to make the "chrisser" seem interesting or cool.
person 1:"i haven't smoked weed in months"

person 2:"your totally chrising, I can tell by your pinokio nose"
chrising by jamiecook December 7, 2012

Christian Aitkens 

Christian Aitkens, one quiet guy, you can tell he wears diapers some days, really kind, but complicated, I heard he lets his older bother do anal to him!!! They would be a cute couple tho ngl, they never hung out with people after school before tho so everyone assumed they were lovers, we didn’t care but that’s them, his girlfriend even could tell they were lovers just by their body language and they broke up cus of it and people just tried to tell that chick to leave them alone, they should date in secret to be happy
Did you see Christian Aitkens bro staring at his diaper butt the whole visit? Whatever.

facebook christian 

A person who blatantly flaunts their Christianity on Facebook or other social media, but does not pursue their religion actively in the real world or leads the opposite lifestyle in real life.
Veronica posts "99% of people are too embarrassed to embrace Christ as their personal savior on FB.. most won't repost their love of Jesus" then engages in premarital sex, drugs, and generally un-Christian behavior in real life.

Me: "Wow, what a Facebook Christian."
facebook christian by Ikken4122 January 5, 2010

Christian Horse Girl Music 

A very tasteful, traditional sub-genre of Kpop that typically evokes the feeling of being a free, Christian Princess in the field riding her horse. Typically linked to groups like: Lovelyz, GFRIEND, April, Fromis_9 and more recently CSR.

The phrase comes from a series of YouTube videos by "ajnvcr" or "Ajanugu" and gained recognition by the community ever since.
"What's your favorite genre of Music?"
"It has to be the Christian Horse Girl Music, nothing like old Gfriend songs."

Christian Crank 

See coffee. The only strong, addictive, mind altering substance that law abiding, anti-drug religious types will gleefully imbibe with reckless abandon. Supposedly this is due to it's legal status, it's accessible nature, and the fact that modern society has not labeled it as a drug. See also hypocrisy.
"I sure am feeling tired as fuck tonight, but this project has got to be ready tomorrow".

"Time to brew up good ol' pot of christian crank and knock this one out for good".
Christian Crank by dismalvoyage October 29, 2008