Chris Christie

Synonym for "cock-blocking", due to a related scandal in which the NJ governor shut down a bridge between NJ and NY, such that people could not pass.

Dude 1: Did you get with that girl last night?
Dude 2: Nah... her damn friend Chris Christie'd me and then they left.
Dude 1: That conniving bitch! I bet she's also a Cowboys fan!

Chris Christie by minamino2 February 18, 2015

christie road 

One of the greastest songs by Green Day on their 2nd album, Kerplunk! It's a song about how Billie Joe used to sit at the tracks at christie road and smoke pot when he was bored and to get away.

Take me to the tracks at Christie road!

christie road by crazyassmofo January 2, 2006

Christie

She is smart and beautiful and great. Everyone wants to be around her because she is just unbelievably funny. She gets treated like dirt by the people she likes by she gets back up cause’ she’s strong.

“Damn, you’re totally a Christie. Wanna date?”

Christie by Boombabytruth June 27, 2019

Agatha Christie 

Famous English, who is outsold only by the Bible and Shakespeare, Agaha Christie is famous for vreating such detectives as Hercule Poirot and Jane Marple and her famous denouements in her books.

"Agatha Christie, I couldn't guess your killer again!"

Agatha Christie by smokeyheinz October 21, 2008

Chris Christie

A crooked, wealthy wop that somehow got elected into a governor's position for the state of New Jersey. Has been a part of numerous scandals and has no concept of livable wages and considering his size, probably consumes more than the weight of an oil tanker in calories each day. He can be found lounging on beaches that he has closed to the public, primarily because he's a hypocritical shit biscuit who likes to laugh about how much better he is than everyone else. Has managed to somehow piss off just about everyone in the tri-state area at the same time with his numerous construction projects to improve roads that were fine until he started smashing up the pavement. Probably in bed with the mafia or some other criminal organization, hence his "no one can touch me" attitude. The world would be a better place if he choked to death on one of those aforementioned donuts he seems to enjoy so much.

"Hey, man; did you hear about Chris Christie closing the public beaches this weekend?"
"Yeah, the memes about him were fantastic."

"You could feed Africa's entire population for a month with the food Chris Christie consumes in a day."

Chris Christie by Shekelwafers July 14, 2017

Christie

The best mother anyone could ever have!

Always caring and ready to listen
Loves to do things with her kids when she's not working.

Very loveable!
Soooo supportive!!!
Always knows how to make you feel better if you had a rough day!
Will do anything to protect her kids.

Kid: I love you mom❤️
Christie:I love you too ❤️

Christie by Hunterismyhorse July 3, 2017

Christienne 

A rare name for a female. Fiery, strong in her beliefs, forgiving in her attitudes.

Christienne is a revolutionary.

Christienne by nessahead February 3, 2010