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Cheaster 

A portmanteau of the words “cheater” and “Easter.”

A cheaster is a Christian who only goes to church on:
Christmas
Ash Wednesday
Palm Sunday
Easter
“We better get to Christmas Mass earlier than we do on Sundays because all the cheasters will be there to hog up the pews.”
Cheaster by Facebook Zombie July 3, 2025

Beef Cheasin’ 

Def 1. - The act of verbally or physically fucking with someone in a general sense; sometimes for little to no reason at all.

Def 2. - A word that originated in Florida used to generally describe a fight, beef, or even just a prank.
Ex 1: “Aye bro you want a hit off my black?”

“Nah fuck you, you lil beef cheasin’ bitch”
*hits black anyways*
“Ok I see how it is you beef cheasin’ motherfucker

Ex 2: *Friend 1 steals friend 2’s neck*

Friend 2: “BRUH quit beef cheasin’ me”

Friend 1: “Jhit you better shut up before I Beef Chease’ you even more with yo lil ol’ musty ass
Beef Cheasin’ by HaZardous BarZ October 20, 2019