care bear stare 

The angry stare you receive from some random teen girl after wiping your bloody dick on one of her teddy bears, after deflowering her virgin pussy.

The hot young 18 year old girl who just lost her virginity gave him the care bear stare

care bear stare by toddcam August 26, 2006

(Care) Bear Naked 

Naked except for Pink Care Bear leg warmers and pink high heeled pumps.

Did you see that smokin' hot model on Etsy? She was (Care) Bear Naked! I bet she's dyed her bush neon pink to match!

(Care) Bear Naked by Weirdorama December 16, 2009

Care Bear Stare Bear 

Someone who stares at you incessantly

All i did was go out to enjoy my morning cup of coffee and a smoke and there was Gladys Kravitz across the street being all care bear stare bear disrupting my morning mo jo!!

Care Bear Stare Bear by trannyonatricycle March 12, 2011

care bear hughes 

the most beautiful sexy goddess anyone will ever encounter in their entire life. everything she does is beautiful and turns everyone on. she is such a graceful sublime being. to be compared to her is the most supreme compliment. there is not a single person that does not want to make love to her.

greg: i had sex with a care bear hughes and i saw stars and then an apparition of jesus.

care bear hughes by baby g big c $$$ February 1, 2009

Care-bear bath 

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.

Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!

Care-bear bath by Rioooo April 7, 2010

Care-Bear Airmen 

A term used in the airforce(especially combat/battlefield airmen) to describe non-special forces airmen who are pussies.

That care-bear airman can only do 30 pushups.... I can do 70.
Care-bear airmen aint got shit on us PJ's.

Care-Bear Airmen by pappypanda January 23, 2013

care bear breath 

When your mouth smells like feces, and you use a piece of peppermint to try and freshen it. This combination births the outcome of someone caring to respect another person, but fails horribly because now the breath attacks like a bear. R.I.P

Bro, you chillin with that care bear breath again.

care bear breath by Kskeet November 5, 2014