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bent as a butchers hook

1. A bummer
2. gay as fuck
3. A common british phrase used to describe a gay member of society.
I saw Charlie last night, he's a very intelligent bloke, but he's as bent as a butchers hook.

Butchers Tongue 

Language used by butchers to swear or insult people to there face when there is a likelihood of getting in trouble for doing so.

To speak in butchers tongue you simply say the word backwards.
Examples of butchers tongue are:
cunt = tnut (pronounced t-nuk)
fuck = kcuf (pronounced k-cuff)
dick = kcid (pronounced k-sid)
An adaptation of the cockney Rhyming Slang "Bucthers Hook" (to look) made by locals from the Isle of Wight, England. In this case it's been used to discribe petty persistent criminals or a crook, hence the Butchers bit (butchers hook - crook).Beleived to have started primarily in the West of the Island in the early 1980's. Then went on to pervade the island and some parts of the near mainland. Now it is used to describe any Kind of criminal activity from torching a car to burglary and shoplifting.
Oii nipper did you read about butchers in the paper. Been caught shopliftling again.
butchers by Red Lion March 31, 2007
Rhyming slang - Butchers hook, meaning look
Here let's have a butchers at that! (notso commonly - 'Here let's have a butchers hook at that!)
butchers by Ollie Ford May 8, 2008

none of your bitchness 

It means it is not your business and it can also be used like no bitchness
Hey that is none of your bitchness

Bitchless 

Being told you're bitchless means you lack romantic companions. One could also be asked "no bitches?" which is from a megamind meme and is basically the same thing.
A: I love my girlfriend
B: I wish that was me
A: fr. you're so bitchless
Bitchless by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022