Blumpkintation 

Doing a zoom meeting presentation as your taking a shit while receiving a blowjob

Dude during that stocks presentation I was getting the best blumpkintation of my life!

Blumpkintation by bigboibaby March 24, 2024

Blumpkinbauer 

He was the very first person to ever receive the infamous BLUMPKIN!

I want to follow in the footsteps of John Blumpkinbauer and receive a bumpkin.

Blumpkinbauer by Mr White 101 Long Dick Style May 8, 2024

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

Johnny blumpkinseed by anonymous November 13, 2025

Johnny blumpkinseed

The act of performing a blumpkin in a port a john.

Hey guys! Has anyone seen Meagan at the concert ?

Ya, I saw her take that security guard into the port a John, I bet he’s getting a Johnny blumpkinseed!

Johnny blumpkinseed by anonymous November 13, 2025