Blumpkin Schwirley 

After receiving a blumpkin, the receiver then pushes the blumpkin giver's head into the toilet and flushes.

Susie gave me a blumpkin. Boy, was she ever pissed when I thanked her with a blumpkin schwirley!

Blumpkin Schwirley by Shenans March 2, 2017

Blumpkin Spice 

Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.

“Bro, Becky hooked it up with a venti Blumpkin Spice last night!”

Blumpkin Spice by N8Ball_CornerPocket October 8, 2017

Blumpkin Scoop 

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.

Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!

Blumpkin Scoop by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

Blumpkin Strudel 

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.

"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin

Blumpkin Strudel by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009

blumpkin split 

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.

my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!

blumpkin split by really coolsdf October 7, 2009

Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme 

The art of recieving a blowjob from a woman while she is shitting in the bowl of a toilet and you are taking a shit in the tank/cistern of the same toilet at the same time.

"Tony pulled a Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme on Vicki in our bathroom last night."

Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme by vaaleainhoinen January 25, 2009

Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up 

The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.

As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)

Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up

Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up by .........2 October 28, 2007