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Blumpkin Spice 

Noun. A variant of the traditional “blumpkin,” a Blumpkin Spice is getting head from the barista while taking a shit at your local Starbucks.
“Bro, Becky hooked it up with a venti Blumpkin Spice last night!”

Blumpkin Scoop 

When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!
Blumpkin Scoop by Jizzalina89 January 18, 2023

Blumpkin Strudel 

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.
"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin

blumpkin split 

while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.
my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!
blumpkin split by really coolsdf October 7, 2009

Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme 

The art of recieving a blowjob from a woman while she is shitting in the bowl of a toilet and you are taking a shit in the tank/cistern of the same toilet at the same time.
"Tony pulled a Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme on Vicki in our bathroom last night."

Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up 

The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.

As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)
Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up