Blasting Moose 

A the act or attempt of having sexual relationship with a very fat or unnatractive woman.

Dominating ugly women with your manly member.

Bill Maher totally likes to blasting moose.

I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!

Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!

That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.

Blasting Moose by k2000k August 14, 2011

Blasting caps

condoms and such. !!

1. Since I have AIDS, I poke tiny holes in all my blasting caps.

2. Are these the smallest caps you sell?

Blasting caps by The Pantsman May 16, 2007

Blasting fudge monkeys 

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

Blasting fudge monkeys by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

Blasting Burners 

When 2 people press their buttholes against each others and pass gas.

My wife was made because she caught me and James blasting burners

Blasting Burners by All Bets Hedged January 27, 2020

blasting a deuce 

taking a dump, using the facilites to the fullest extent

hey chris you in there?
yeah
what's taking so long?
im blasting a deuce

blasting a deuce by cdude December 1, 2005

blasting off

another word for jacking off

henry was in the bathroom for a long time. i bet he was blasting off

blasting off by plasticbaglover March 13, 2019

Blasting porcelain 

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

Blasting porcelain by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019