His name is Brad he enjoys long walks on the beach with strawberry margaritas listening to his fave tune California girls by Katy perry he also enjoys making cakes and sweet treats with his easy bake oven, his eyebrows are probably higher than the Eiffel Tower and he’s also very eco friendly so instead of driving a big truck like real men he rides his pink old fashioned bike in which they used to call a banana bike he probably enjoys riding those I’d assume. He also runs like a dinasoar with his unhyper extended arms.
The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.
Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”