Baconed

A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.

a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"

Baconed by FormerSmurf October 3, 2014

Barone 

As Soft as Possible. like Pillows, cotton, and so forth.

Dude did you see those memory foam mattresses at sleep country canada?, they're so "Barone!"

Barone by The Almond Bandit November 11, 2009

Brendan Barone

Brendan Barone is the former bass player of Disco Curtis. He is now the newest member of a band called Crown the Empire and he has changed his name to Kyle Lux. To say the least, Brendan is the most amazing person to have ever walked the Earth!

Person 1: Have you met Brendan Barone?

Person 2: Awe yeah he is the coolest person I have ever had the privilege of meeting!

Brendan Barone by fdjahdfa August 4, 2011

baroness 

n. bint, bit of a.

You've got yourself a Baroness, right there.

baroness by wench September 1, 2004

Turkey-Baconed 

Turkey-Baconed - 1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammer
they give up


Turkey-Baconed (with the above definitions) is a phrase originally coined in the PS3 section of the AVS Forum. It is used to derail internet threads or blogs on forums. Highly effective in ruining a troll's intentional baiting. (an internet troll is someone who posts to blogs or forums intending to start arguements). An example of being Turkey-Baconed can be found here War Bond Lighters and World War II Lighters. Now in this example a spammer attempted to just spam as many forums as possible and if you peruse that thread you will see from the very beginning it was derailed. Hence it was Turkey-Baconed. Now in this next example, Sony to post $1.1 billion loss, this was started by a troll. In this case the troll would be an XBox owner trying to incite a console flame war. It is highly common in the gaming world for fans of different platforms to have highly "spirited" disagreements. As you can see in both examples humor plays a major part in Turkey-Baconing. Along with witty banter, inane comments, and the occasional risque photo. So remember boys and girls instead of argueing in forums and blogs just Turkey-Bacon them.

"That Sony thread just got Turkey-Baconed"

Turkey-Baconed by phipp01 January 16, 2009

Turkey-baconed 

1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammerthey give up

For every person who starts a sales/finance related thread, they're likely going to find it Turkey-Baconed within the first 10 posts and then it's off to the races.

or

The War Bonds Lighters World War Lighters thread has officially been turkey-baconed!

Turkey-baconed by bplewis24 January 16, 2009

barone 

A southeastern slang term for an iced coffee, either from Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks, etc. Pronounced with a long "a" sound at the end.

"If you're going to stop at at Dunkin Donuts, grab me a medium barone please."

barone by clearlee December 17, 2009