barnyard burger 

n. A bacon burger topped with chicken nuggets, especially at Wendy's

1: Dude I'm starving.
2: Yeah let's go to Wendy's, I could go for a barnyard burger right about now.

barnyard burger by TheBarnyardBurger August 3, 2009

Barnyard Buzzard 

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

Barnyard Buzzard by TheBigK February 3, 2010

Barnyarding

"Barnyarding" is a nice way of saying "bullshitting," which basically means lying about something in order to get a desired response or outcome.

"Seriously, no barnyarding, I'm telling the truth."

or

"All barnyarding aside, you're full of bullshit."

Barnyarding by Ian October 14, 2004

barnyard fuck 

The barnyard fuck is where you sneak into a farm/barn and rape all the animals in the ass with some apparatus. For Example: Broom handle, cucumber, baseball bat, knife, etc. Don't ever do this.

Hey Seth let's go to my dad's ranch and have a barnyard fuck ... Our chickens are ovulating.

barnyard fuck by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.

Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.

barnyard golf by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

barnyard Frisbee 

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.

Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.

barnyard Frisbee by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Barnyard Tennis 

The actual phrase that means two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg

"I saw some dipshit playing Barnyard Tennis and calling it Farmyard Tennis. You could tell he's a city slicker, not only by what he called it, but also because he ate the shit covered shell with it when he lost, and didn't even hard-boil it first. Oh, and the nasty bastard was playing it with another dude."

Barnyard Tennis by 616Satan January 15, 2022