Astral senses

Tune into your astral senses for your psychic abilities

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Astral Drive Junior High

Its a school that smells like cheese and is to crappy for anyone to care about it.

Person 1 - Hey what school do you goto?
Person 2 - Astral Drive Junior High, why?
Person 1 - Andy Fisher, go think of what you just said!!

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The code for the the amount of anal beads you can fit in your rectum

Wow you have a huge astral space lie really 11 anal beads is impressive

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The saltiest force in the universe, the main source of salt in the universe, associated with being a salty cunt

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A male or female who can not control themselves after midnight

I heard jacob was a astral demon.
Yea, i had no idea Rachel was an astral demon

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The exact counterpart to your perfect physical body of the person. Composed of fine ethereal matter and is usually encased in this physical body.

I want my astral body... I had a dadbod since I was 5 and I just had a kid.

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Similar to the Coast Guard, but in outer space. They deal with helping ships and also regulating embargo, immigration, et cetera.

The Astral Guard helped us! We were out of fuel and floating in the desolate vast space.

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