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And that's how I saved Christmas 

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."
"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

And that's how you land a plane 

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch
Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 

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phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how

It is defined as being tru or fax; bruh
"phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how" yes

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

The other guy already made the first part of the definition into blue text, so here's some more blue text. Enjoy.

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

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comes from Watermelon Sugar
But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

Man speaking straight facts.

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

blue text, fuck you. like this definition
Person 1: But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
Person 2: Omg!