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anal sex 

using the anus as a sexual organ.. :D
One of the marvelous sex discoveries of human kind

its just next to the vagina of a woman..n its slippery
if it is against the will of god...to have anal sex...then why is it such a sexy smelly hole?

Religous wife-No what are you doing.(suddenly pulls away while having sex when her husband was trying to do in there)

husband-who cares...i forget i forget..its such a sexy thing..I couldnt remember a thing in the religon book
anal sex by yyeehhaann March 16, 2007

Anal Sex 

Guy 1: Man last night I had the best anal sex with my girlfriend

Guy 2: Wow Was it Hot and Steamy like Taco Bell?

Guy 1: Hell Yeah

LMAO
Anal Sex by ConspiracyBang January 9, 2009

anal sex 

how you know your girl truly loves you

the only true form of "safe" sex

how to get into any American fraternity
that bitch Kristina wouldn't give me anal sex, so I dumped her ass

damn that girl's got a big ass, I bet she's great at anal sex

make sure your girl takes a shit before anal sex, or better yet give her an enema
anal sex by bill mesich January 19, 2007

anal sex 

The act of being fucked in the poop chute.

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James: It's easy, all I do is bend over and you stick your penis in my butt

Kyle: Okay, I guess...

James: Anal sex is cool bro. It's cool.
anal sex by Joshieewuh July 17, 2009

Anal sex 

The most painful yet pleasurable form of sex.
"'Oh, yeah. Fuck me harder.' That's what she said when we were doing anal sex."
Anal sex by Anal Sex J February 17, 2017

anal sex 

1) Participation in either penetrating someone's recum, or having someone penatrate yours. . . excessive performance leads to anal leakage on the reciever's part, or bacterial wastes ending up on the performer's member.
2) A good way to get AIDS
All the dudes who like anal sex because they don't have to wear condoms are in for a rude surprise when they get crotch-rot from cornholing a girl who didn't excavate deep enough the last time she wiped her but.

Wear condoms kids, AIDS isn't fun.
anal sex by MushroomHat August 23, 2007