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Alisa is a stone cold bitch. She has no feelings and gives no fucks about most people. If you’re close you’re lucky and she protects you. Alisa is usually brunette and won’t take anyone’s shit. She knows what she wants and won’t take anything less. She can be stubborn but she’s the prefect best friend.
Damn she really is a bitch huh?
Yeah her names Alisa
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A depressed but happy girl who claims that she can do things by herself. She is liked by everyone and puts her hands into other matters. She is also a very smart student. You can count on Alisa when you need help!
"My computer broke!"
"Alisa's right there, she can fix it!"
"Really?"
"Obiously."
Alisa by Savage bear May 23, 2021
One of the sweetest people there ever was, who happens to also be scared of zunni fetish dolls
Alisa is the coolest. Be more like Alisa
Alisa by vam13 June 29, 2021
Alisa is a very crazy funny girl
She has big feet
She has dark brown hair and eyes
She thinks she the shit
She has lots of gas
She is sexy
Everyone wants to be like her sometimez
She likes corn
Alisa is weird
Damn i wanna bang that alisa, she looks smokinnn hot ya

fucking alisa over there damn giving me a boner
alisa by minkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 4, 2012
A girl who is Sweet,Kind,Loyal and never lets go of her allies. she is caring for others, loves to be helpful and she can sometimes make mistakes. She looks pretty but she never realizes it, and she can cry to a few situations. she is always the happiest person in our world, if you have her name then you are lucky my lady!
Alisa is Shining today!
Alisa by NightSky_Vision September 10, 2020
Alisa is the best person you will ever know! She is a really funny , smart , artistic person but also she is very gifted in sports. Also there is an unknown side of her that not many will know. She can be the most seductive and sexy person ever and is also a bad bich who is bound to be rich some day. Better watch out when she comes past you because on somedays she can be vey snappy however most of the time she doesn't talk much. If you do talk to her she is very nice but still a bit cringe . PRETTIEST AND HOTTEST WOMAN EVER!!!!!!!
Man 1 : AYOOOO!!! That girl is hotttttttt !!!
Man 2: Do you not know who she is? That's Alisa. She is the badest bich around!
Alisa by DarkySpeed August 28, 2021
A hot girl who is also smart and cool.
The new girl is alisa, ima ask her out.
Alisa by BabyMama witda pump March 17, 2023