alastor

Alastor is a charming boy who is really a sweetheart inside. He'd beat up anyone for the people he loves even if he'll come off mean at first

Josh: Is that a fight between Alastor and James?!
Derek: He probably insulted, hit or hit on his girlfriend again.

alastor by NachoCheeseBaby August 20, 2017

alaskin fire dragon 

The alaskin fire dragon includes, when a man Diarreahs in a girls mouth, duct tapes it shut, then tickles her until it comes out her nose.

Evany insisted that we do the alaskin fire dragon last night, there was shit every where, i even got some in my eye.

alaskin fire dragon by Golfwater September 19, 2021

alaskan flu 

Having sex through the nose, and once the guy ejaculates, the girl sneezes, and the snot is white, like Alaska.

"Do you have any weird fetishes?"
"Yeah, I love the alaskan flu."
"Das Nasty Mane"

alaskan flu by Vagina McNuggets October 28, 2013

Alaskan Yev 

The act where three people, generally two guys and one girl where the first guy masturbates with an egg until it breaks in the ass. He then proceeds to fuck the girl while the other guy fills his egged up hole to the limit.

Guy 1: You wanna have a threesome with me and my girlfriend tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I'll bring some eggs and we can do the Alaskan Yev.

Alaskan Yev by Maxie<3Yev June 9, 2013

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine 

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

Alaska Young 

Alaska Young is a beautiful, mysterious and a one of a kind girl. She's outgoing and spontaneous and she loves adventures. Alaska smells like a mix of vanilla and cigarettes. She usually wears flip-flops and tank tops. She's a girl that loves books and loves to read. She takes good care of her friends and she has many lovers. She's a flirty, sexy girl who likes to smoke and drink. She's the girl of your dreams, funny and loving but yet bad and sexy.. Alaska Young is the most perfect girl in the world but she took the straight and fast way out of this labyrinth of suffering..

You're just like Alaska Young, beautiful but cold

Alaska Young by straightandfast October 25, 2014

Alaskan Freezie 

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

Alaskan Freezie by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017