paid agitator

A person who is paid to agitate another person or other people. A paid agitator can also be politically or personally motivated.

Owen: Who is that person that drove me up the wall over cats?
Lisa: That's just a paid agitator named Richard Davis.

paid agitator by vincentupsdellred August 23, 2018

Solex Agitators 

The crowd of inherently dumb protesters trying to push for solar energy thinking that it will magically solve all of the world's problems. They think solar energy is "free and clean" while in reality neither is the case and they don't care about researching on that matter because they think they are too smart to be educated by someone else. These people also think the only reason why the world relies on crude oil is because of some kind of deep conspiracy shit by them oil tycoons. They are somewhat different from the other environmental activists because you cannot use logic or reason to argue with Solex agitators because deep in their minds terms like practicality, feasibility, viability etc don't exist at all.

Reporter: Would you mind telling me what you guys are protesting about?
Protester: We want to shut down all nuclear, coal and hydro power plants immediately.
Reporter: If we do that then where would we get our electricity from?
Protester: From the sun, Duh!
Reporter: Get a load of these Solex Agitators.

Solex Agitators by Kachumber May 7, 2020

Allegro agitate 

A line from the song "Meltdown" by Iroha ft. Kagamine Rin.

Person 1: you know the song with the line "allegro agitate?"
Person 2: you mean meltdown?
Person 1: yeah, it's my favorite song
Person 2: are you okay?
Person 1: no.

Allegro agitate by Gggoldfishssh September 7, 2024

Terminal Career Agitation 

Similar to Terminal Agitation, where an individual experiences severe restlessness as they near their passing, Terminal Career Agitation occurs when a professional reaches the end of their career and begins to reconcile with themselves about their accomplishments. Signs of Terminal Career Agitation can include micromanaging, unpleasantness, and a need for high levels of control over all projects.

My Boss has been experiencing terrible terminal career agitation. She is trying to get involved in every detail of every project, is obsessed with insignificant matters, and is micromanaging everyone in the office.

Terminal Career Agitation by burnsing April 10, 2024