Friend Affair

The situation where:
1. Friend A gets introduced to Friend C by Friend B.
2. Friend A and Friend C get along better with each other than with Friend B (usually Friend B is just unstable and irrational).
3. Friend A and Friend C become best friends, and exclude Friend B completely.

Jan: "Cindy, this is my friend Marsha"

Cindy: "Marsha, I like you better than I like Jan, let's go to the club and meet guys together, don't tell Jan."

Marsha: "OK, we are having a friend affair you know."

Jan: "boo hoo! i am sad"

Friend Affair by ButterMN May 15, 2008

Friendship Affair 

(n) - When you secretly hang out with one friend, not wanting anyone else to hang out.

Lily: Let's hang out tuesday!
Keara: Totally, but don't invite anyone else!
Lily: I wont, it's like we're having a friendship affair.

Friendship Affair by twinlover94 April 24, 2012

Flamingo Affair 

Late 1989 NYC at Ron's Flamingo Bar, Randy McCandy accused rival DJ Marshfellow Brown of stealing "his moves n' swag, ya slag" and ripped his clothing off publicly. He was never seen again after that evening, and many wonder where he has gone to this day.

"God I sure miss Randy McCandy...if it hadn't been for the Flamingo Affair he might still be spinnin' his spooky tracks today."

Flamingo Affair by Lil Skippy Kid October 30, 2017

CapsLock Love Affair 

When a user in a message board, instant message, chat room, or email uses nothing but capital letters. The said user often uses bad English and internet slang and is often looked down upon as a newb.

User1: OMGWTFBBQ. THIS IZ TEH SUX.
User2: What?
User1: LOLOCOPTER. MY UBER-OVERCLOCKD GAMERZ RIG IS HOTTTT.
User2: Stop having a capslock love affair you noob.

CapsLock Love Affair by Lee Savery February 9, 2009

casual affair 

similar to a normal affair. there is no romantic attachment. similar to getting fucked as opposed to having sex

wow man! I just had a casual affair with that chick we met at the bar last night

casual affair by Swimmygirl June 14, 2014

E-Affair

An E-affair is one where two married people in separate marriages are "involved" through text, phone calls, emails, FB, yahoo, any social networking yet do not engage in sex. Their relationship can be that of sharing intimate issues with each others spouse or a desire to be with the other person. This can involve sharing videos, pictures, web cams, sextexting, or phone sex.

Although Alissa and Marty weren't marrie to one another they were in an illicit e-affair for months.

E-Affair by Uncle Procter November 30, 2011

Book affair 

Reading a short casual fun book (usually a paperback or trade paperback) while attempting to read a much longer more complex book.

I was trying to get through Les Miserables by Victor Hugo but for my birthday, my husband gave me the first three books of the Dexter series by Jeff Lindsay. I was forced to have a book affair because I wanted to read the Dexter books so badly!

Book affair by Rainbow_Cheese August 24, 2011