Akron Sling 

Named after the rubber city, the Akron sling is when you slingshot the used condom into your partner's face after intercourse.

Sonya: Dude, why are you so pissed off?
Chris: She gave me the Akron Sling!
Elyse: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sonya: You were going to do it to her!
Chris: ...
Sonya & Elyse: AHAHAHAHA!

Akron Sling by Dr. Wolfgang Von Bubbles November 27, 2016

akron cinnamon bun 

The technical name for having sex with a person of ample proportions and not being able to find the intended hole, so in the end you just settle for the largest fat fold you can find and cum all over it, making it look like the sticky cum glaze that you see on a Cinnabon or Krispy Kreme donut.

Even though I was railing Margie from behind last night, I couldn't find her pussy hole because she was so fat, so I just came all over one of her big marsupial like fat folds instead, giving her an Akron cinnamon bun.

akron cinnamon bun by Pervert K. Schneckelbaum December 1, 2016

akron hammer

the absolute greatest nickname ever given to a professional athlete, lebron james' nickname (props to Michelle!)

'The Akron Hammer' just posterized Kobe.

akron hammer by cusowill3 December 23, 2009

Akron Turtlewax 

The act of shitting on a car, especially when the feces are smeared all over, including on door handles.

I was running late for work and discovered that my ex left an Akron Turtlewax on my hood. I couldn't even open the door because there was poo on the handle.

Akron Turtlewax by invisiblehand March 12, 2015

Akron Blowtorch 

The process of aiming a fire fart at the girl's face while she is licking your balls.

Jack: Why is Emma in the hospital?
Greg: I gave her a Akron Blowtorch last night, but I got carried away and let a huge one go.

Akron Blowtorch by Chuta #2 April 5, 2010

akron rubber plant 

A sexual act in which one pours melted rubber into their partners anal cavity then once it hardens they pull it out and “plant” it up their own ass while receiving oral.

My ass is real sore, Dave made me do an Akron Rubber Plant last night.

akron rubber plant by Dick Fister December 1, 2017

Akron Valley Butterscotch Surprise 

This is the thick yellowee substance a chick discharges after a creampie . The male must continue to fornicate and churn the creampie to achieve butterscotch delight.

Dude! I churned my creampie in this hoe'z snatch for over an hour made me some akron valley butterscotch surprise for the drive home!

Akron Valley Butterscotch Surprise by Oxyplanet October 12, 2021