must be a short 

What an ignorant person or dealership tech says the problem is when he or she does not have the mental capacity to properly diagnose an electrical problem in a vehicle. This conclusion is typically drawn after a tech plugs in a scan tool that does not tell him what the problem is and has no clue how to troubleshoot further.

I cannot figure out why your car won't start, must be a short

must be a short by estebansux September 29, 2011

keep on a short leash 

to keep someone under close control.

They better keep that bastard on a short leash from now on. (example of keep on a short leash)

keep on a short leash by The Return of Light Joker January 25, 2011

national hug a short friend day 

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug

hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

national hug a short friend day by idkkk lol September 12, 2021

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

National kiss a short person day by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

National Kick a short person day 

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

National Kick a short person day by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

National fuck a short girl day 

September 20th is The day in which you fuck a short girl you know

Dude 1: bro did you hear what today is

Dude 2: yeah it’s national fuck a short girl day

National fuck a short girl day by Jwpricevhn2 September 20, 2021

Throw A short person day 

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

Throw A short person day by steamsteambox June 9, 2021