SAL 9000 

SAL is the earth-based equivalent of HAL 9000
SAL is clearly "female" and features camera plates similar to HAL, though the "eye" is blue instead of red.
A type of Computer AI, CAI series that has a perfect operational record.

SAL 9000- Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra- Of course you will dream, all intelligent creatures dream.

HAL 9000- Will I dream?
Dr. Chandra- I don't know.

SAL 9000 by Fox Cruton April 8, 2009

HAL 9000

An overkill powerful gaming PC or a supercomputer.
The term originates from Arthur C. Clarke's Space Odyssey series, where it is a satellite-based superintelligent AI and the main antagonist.

It takes a goddamn HAL 9000 to enable RTX normally, so how do you think it's gonna perform in VR?

HAL 9000 by sanchopancho02 June 12, 2021

Glock glock 9000 

It means giving / receiving head

Person 1: Bro I just got that glock glock 9000
Person 2: what’s that
Person 1: it means giving or receiving head

Glock glock 9000 by Daddykrabs😼 October 15, 2020

gluck gluck 9000

means giving head

“how was last night?”
“yeah i gave papa smurf a fat gluck gluck 9000”
“was it good?”
“yessir”

gluck gluck 9000 by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 25, 2020

Gawk Gawk 9000 

A very nice way to give head and is very much similar to the sloppy special and feels very nice

I just got the gawk gawk 9000

Gawk Gawk 9000 by bigdickdaddy9000 October 15, 2021

cock blaster 9000

An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.

Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.

cock blaster 9000 by tkover9000 November 23, 2014

Pussybitch 9000

Another term for a nebulizer.

Manny - Hoxsey is having asthma attack
Gabe - Fire up the pussybitch 9000!!!

Pussybitch 9000 by cczeta December 14, 2009