Me: βYooo Ashlyn guess what day it is!!β
Ashlyn: βOh yeah itβs December 25, slap your bff ass da-β
Me: βNO YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH ITS KRIMUH!!β
December 25 is the birthday of my cat peaches π± she's the best most beautiful and fat cat someone could ever have Shes amazing and everyone diserves to know!!
Me: hey ya know what day it is
Them: Christmas? December 25?
Me: no its my cats birthday you dingle!