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binge tanning 

Binge tanning is excessive exposure to sunlight and/or an obsession with sunbathing. Rejects the colloquial term "tanorexic", which inadvertantly implies a lack of sun exposure; a binge tanner has what could be described as an addiction to sun exposure and beautfiful, golden tans. A true binge tanner is willing to risk malignant melanoma for a few months of being one of the sexiest fucks alive.
See those tan-ass bitches over there by the pool? They have perfected the art of binge tanning.
binge tanning by Dr. Bargles April 7, 2010
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Bridge Party 

This event occurs when you are stuck in traffic as a result of an accident on the three-mile bridge while emergency crews tend to the dead, dying or injured. All cars are at a complete stop and people get bored inside their vehicles so they step outside for some fresh bay air, talk amongst themselves about the poor suckers involved in the crash ,and generally get to know each other. It is a bonus if you happen to be near somone who has beer.
Bystander 1: "Hey man, you got a light?" ... "Crazy wreck, huh?"
Bystander 2: "Yeah man, ...looks like three or four cars up there piled on top of each other"
Bystander 1: "Man, I already told my old lady last week I was late because of a wreck on the bridge!" "She ain't NEVER gonna believe me now!"
Bystander 2: "Aw hell, man don't sweat it, here..have a beer"
Bystander 1: "Yeah, we'll just make this a bridge party"

Fun Bridge 

The fantastic area between your ball-sac and your anus.
Fun Bridge by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge 

Facebook Friend Binge: The act of sending many requests, at one time, to be friends with random individuals on facebook; adding people you wish to creep or learn more on.

Facebook Friend Purge: The act of deleting friends off of your friend list due to their incessant status' or knowing you will never see nor speak to the person ever again.
Ex. 1 Sarah: "Did you hear that Carolyn had a facebook friend purge recently?"

Eva: "Should I feel honored that I'm still on her list?"

Ex. 2 Chris: "I'm not proud; I facebook friend request binged last night."

Carolyn: "That's alright, at least they aren't calories. Facebook Friend Request Binge and Purge(s) happen to the best of us."

fleshy fun bridge

The skin between the anus and the nut sack.
I'm not sleeping with him until he shaves his fleshy fun bridge.
fleshy fun bridge by NyMpHoKaY December 31, 2002

The Bridge 

A bridge, located in front of Fidel's Little Mexico in Solona Beach in San Diego, CA. However, it is actually not a bridge. It has nothing under it, only sides that make it look like a bridge, which has led to endless contoversy and discussion as to whether it is allowed to be called a bridge. There is absolutely no parking on the bridge, but the two parking spots located adjacent to The Bridge are the single most coveted parking spots in the world. In the Fidel's sign above The Bridge, approximately two lights are burnt out. A door in the vacinity of The Bridge has a doorbell that does not ring when pressed. A recent incidence which sparked the curiosity of others is when a random person said to someone named James, "I just dont know James!" It is still uncertain whether he was speaking to James or not.

Pronounced: Th-uh Br-ih-j
"Meet at The Bridge at 7"
"Let's go to The Bridge"
"It's not a Bridge, it's The Bridge"
"What are we doin tonight? I don't know, lets figure it out at The Bridge"
The Bridge by A-Team SD March 2, 2008

bridge to nowhere 

sarah palin's taint
"i said no thanks to that bridge to nowhere"