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Siesta Village 

or just "the village" a strip of of tourist shops and shithole bars on a road full of slow ass drivers and idiot pedestrains. During the week its only a few old poeople who even dare leave their precious little beach condos. weekends you get high, fucked up, and drunk. As for the "natives" were the ones that ride bicycles around with barefeet and a fishing pole. If your old you just go around in your buick and rat on the teenagers, ya thanks alot. middle-aged people are either the rich families or single men with no jobs who go to the beach. If your in your twenties good for you go get fucked up and laid at on the infamous bars. If your a teenager living here you might as well get high cuz there's nothing else to do.
Teen 1: Aye my native get high at the drum circle?

Teen 2: Fuck that shit the popo aint gonna take all our weed again

Teen 3: you guys gonna hit up sum shit at the beach

Teen 1: wa wrong wit you boi, fuck this im ridin to da siesta village

Teen 2: dude hes trippin

Teen 1: you wanna buy sum mids from me

Teen 2: oh sit its the cops

Teen 1: again!
Siesta Village by the941 March 11, 2011
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the village people 

A Homosexual singing group of pedophiles popular in the Disco/Studio 54 era.

One of their most famous songs was YMCA which of course stands for Young Mens Club of America and is a club for male youth which proves that fags are pedophiles.
Marriage was set by god in the garden of Eden to be between one man and one woman and later Jesus commanded to keep sacred the sanctity and holiness of marriage by keeping it between one man and one woman.That precedent is from antiquity and so it takes precedence over this stupid country.Gays are hateful anti-religious bigots and by their own songs they admit that they are pedophiles.

Barbarian Village 

A village full of barbarians in Runescape.
Often shortened to Barb Vil.
I walked through Barbarian Village to Get to Falador.
Barbarian Village by King_Pin666 November 13, 2007

village bicycle 

1. someone who has been locally skeeted upon on a massive scale

2. the sodomy-cycle

3. a bicycle in motion... has had it's seat removed... this cycle is used in place of male genitals and means to be fornicated with
1. "that village bicycle looks like a bukake-fest"

2. GAY MAN #! "what did you do last night?"
GAY MAN #2 "took a ride on the village bicycle..."*wink wink*

3. "I lost my dildo, may I borrow the village bicycle?"

BONUS #4. emample in music:

(drag queen orchestral choir sings)

"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"

(Frederick Mercury sings)

"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"

(drag queen orchestral choir sings again, WITH MORE EMPHASIS!!!)

"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"

---QUEEN
village bicycle by reryig December 14, 2008

The Villages Charter School 

The Villages Charter School is a school filled with rats, unintelligible stoners, and snitches. It once made the headlines with a totally bogus shooting threat made my the 2 biggest class clowns and funniest niggas ever I might add.
Person 1: "I go to the villages charter school"
Person 2: "Kick this niggas ass"

West Davis Villagers 

A group of boys living in Village homes, or very, very near it. Their favorite activities involve smoking buds, drinking a few beers, maybe an occasion basket ball game, super smash, playing 3 flies up in the village pool, gardening, and in general- just loving life. You may be able to find them in the russel feilds, the meat lab, dan's house, the big green, the skate park, power inn, in a bush, and of course, west manner. But the villagers are certainly not perfect, they all have tempers. One might kick that jolly fake snowman on your lawn at christmas, if aggravated. One might steal your buds, if annoyed. One might not let you inside when it's raining, if unsure. But hey! that's what makes them THEM! Oh yeah, and how can i forget. They all look up to cody.
i think i'm gonna drink with the west davis villagers in the feilds.

Villagence 

the act of an1 and his 4rends being dumbasses about a word that they heard awhile back.
my nigga drew has villagence, beacause he is being an ass and making up new definitions to words.
Villagence by bubbles da great April 19, 2005